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JFKs sister, Eunice Kennedy Shriver died at the spry age of 88.

Over the past few years, she had suffered a series of strokes, Eunice Kennedy contributing to her death.  Or did she?  Director Oliver stone released a statement that he has evidence of a conspiracy.  "There was cancer in the grassy knoll area.  It doesn’t show up on the X-ray right away because it’s back and to the left.  Clearly, the CIA put it there.  Plus the mob.  They’re bad.  They smoke.  And LBJ’s estate funded the while operation.  And the Cubans.  There’s always Cubans."

The controversy does not end there.  Eunice (being the last person north of the Mason-Dixon Line named Eunice) also founded the Special Olympics, who’s records are under scrutiny.  Special Prosecutor Wally Hardy said, "we are looking at the results of every Special Olympics event since 1968.  Apparently, these records show that everyone was considered a winner."  Hardy believes that this created a gambling frenzy where "someone made a lot of money."

This hit goes to: Tailgating with Jesus!  that’s right, Bean is in the lead!  He is the sole member of the At-Least-I-Have-As-Many-Points-As-Bean Club (or the the ALIHAMPAB Club)!

Happy pooling,



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