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Bean’s a dick.

RonSprings, some dumb football player died at the spry age of… (drum-roll please) … 54.

Springs often spent his time between plays contemplating the utter dickishness that is Bean.

Now, fellow Ghoul-Poolers Join me in a collective: “Bite me, Bean!”

Springs was one of the Dallas Cowboys, which makes him a big Jerk-wad.  Like Bean.

He played… blah, blah, blah.  Was diagnosed with Diabetes.  Blah blah blah.

Now Bean is tied for the highest ever Ghoul Pool score.  My infinitely cooler wife won with 240 points in 20-… Bean’s a dick!

Bean’s closest competition is his wife, trailing by 90 points.  He now has 220 points more than your illustrious Ghoul Pool Administrator and is 200 imaginary points ahead of Imaginary Steve.

If you line up all of Bean’s points along the equator, they would stretch from the international dateline to 240 points further.  If Bean’s points were stacked, one on top of the other, they’d be 240 points tall. If Bean’s point were a Twinkie, I’d tell him to shove that Twinkie up his ass.

(un)Happy Pooling,

SPMI

PS: Bean’s a dick.

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