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So, Bean’s even more of a dick than we thought.

We learned during the draft that ‏BillRoycroft,Australia’s oldest surviving Olympian stopped surviving at the spry age of 96.   He rode horsies.

Roycroft was seriously injured during the 1960 Olympics inRome, he left his hospital bed to compete in Show Jumping, which was the final event. He rode a flawless round, andAustraliawon the Gold Medal.  Now he’s dead.  Quitter.

He died of an Undisclosed Illness.  And I think it’s about time we shed some light on Undisclosed Illness.  Hundreds of people die every year of Undisclosed Illness and yet most people don’t even know about it.  So, join our Undisclosed Illness walk-a-thon on November 31 inAllentown,CT.  With you help, we can find the cure to Undisclosed Illness.  We can win this battle… not quit like that loser Olympian horse guy.

But wait, there’s more!

Bean’s Dickisness continued when we learned during the draft that Pete Duranko‏, former Defensive End for the Broncos died on July 8 at the spry age of 67.

Duranko died of Lou Gehrig ’s disease.  The estate of Lou Gehrig has filed a lawsuit for copyright infringement against the estate of Pete Duranko.

So, during the draft, we learned tha Bean had FIFTY MORE POINTS!  So Bean wins with 290 points!

What a dick.

For those who need to send him a check, make it payable to James Rockwell Mead and mail it to:

            Address deleted for privacy reasons

           But you can always check the

           Sex Offender Database for it.

Feel free to write a nasty note in the Memo section of the check.

But today is a new day and the start of a new draft!  We had an awesome draft last night and rooky Nikki took away plenty of Bean’s picks this year.

I have posted the list on Skydrive so that anyone can view it from any computer.  So, put this link in your favorites:

https://skydrive.live.com/?cid=3b9f5bedd1b25343#!/view.aspx?cid=3B9F5BEDD1B25343&resid=3B9F5BEDD1B25343%21616

There are MANY spelling errors.  So check your list.  Also, check for duplicates!  We do our level best to avoid duplicates, but there are 1,350 names!  Some were bound to slip through the cracks.  And when a duplicate dies, the person who drafted him or her or it (in the case of Chaz Bono) first gets to points.

Happy Pooling,
SPMI

Final Standings:

Tailgating w/ Jerk-Wad: 290 (Pat Burns – 50, Ron Santo – 30, Bob Feller – 10, Cookie Gilchrist – 30, Duke Snider – 20, Seve Ballesteros – 50, Ron Springs – 50, Bill Roycroft – 10, Pete Duranko – 40)

Gianna: 190 (Theoni V. Aldredge – 30, Farley Granger – 20, Arthur Laurents – 10, Jeff Conaway – 40, Milyl Del Rubio, Andy Whitfield – 70)

Pirate Jen: 170 (Elizabeth Edwards – 40, Mick Karn – 50, Nate Dogg – 60, Cliff Robertson – 20)

The Walls of Jerica: 120 (Dino De Laurentiis – 10, Leslie Neilson – 20, Blake Edwards – 20, Captain Beefheart – 40, Jack Lalanne – 10, Begum Nusrat Bhutto – 20 )

“Imaginary” Steve: 80 (Warren Christopher – 20, Jackie Cooper – 20, Dr. Jack Kevorkian – 20, Roger Williams – 20)

Mary McFeeley-Lavado-Laecha-Winehouse – 80 (Amy Winehouse – 80)

Sister Mary Sheila: 60 (Hank Raymond – 20, Sargent Shriver – 10, Dick Williams – 2, GD Spradlin – 10)

Sean: 50 (Jane Russell – 20, Peter Falk – 20, Andy Rooney – 10)

Ann “B.” davis – 50 (Steve Jobs – 50)

Carol: 50 (Osama bin Laden – 50)

Jami: 50 (Len Lesser – 20, Liz Taylor – 30)

Schelle’y: 40 (Betty Garrett – 10, James Arness – 20, Bety Ford – 10)

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