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Hell has a new resident as international piece of shit Abdel Baset al-Megrahi died at the spry age of 60.

al-Megrahi, ABAM to his friends, was convicted of the 1988 Lockerbie

al-Megrahi was arrested on Halloween night. He is seen here, still wearing his Jeff Goldblum costume.

bombing that killed 270 people.  And while this should mean that he died in a cold, damp, urine-soaked hellhole, spooning his latest boyfriend… alas,Scotland freed him in 2009 on “compassionate grounds” because he was suffering from “advanced terminal prostate cancer.”

Many speculated that a backdoor deal had been cut between the former regime of Moammar Gadhafi and the British government. U.S. Senator Charles Schumer said “The whole deal smelled of a deal for oil.”  But Ghoul Pool Sources imbedded in the former Gadhafi government said that the deal involved Gadhafi’s own private, solid-gold Foosball table, a hogshead of the finest Libyan whisky and an autographed picture of Don Ho.

In a telephone interview with Ghoul Pool Headquarters, Satan expressed nothing but joy and delight, “For some reason, his contract said something about dying at home.  You can imagine how tough that was to pull off.  I mean it was a logistical nightmare to get him released from prison.”

“But,” the Prince of darkness added, “those Scots love their Foosball.”  He then pointed out that, “My legal department has assured me that this clause has been removed from all future contracts.”

Pirate “Occupy the Casket” Jen moves up to 80 points, which is approximately 80 points more than your fearless Ghoul Pool Administrator.

Happy Pooling,

SPMI

Current Standings:

The Walls of Jerica: 150 (Duggar #20 – 100, Kim Jong Il, John Demjanjuk – 10 )

Tailgating with that guy who’s still a Jackass: – 110 (Smokin’ Joe Frazier – 40, Joe Paterno – 20, Gary Carter – 50)

Sister Mary Sheila: – 100 (Christopher Hitchens – 40, Adam “MCA” Yauch – 60)

Mary: 100 (Dr. Mel Goldstein – 40, Whitney Houston – 60)

Pirate Jen “Occupy the Casket”: – 80 (Anne McCaffrey – 20, Carroll Shelby – 20, Abdel Baset al-Megrahi – 40)

Carol: 80 (Davy Jones – 40, Dick Clark – 20, George Lindsey – 20)

Gianna: – 40 (Bill Keane – 20, Jonathan Frid – 20)

“Imaginary” Steve: – 40 (Alan Sues – 20, Earl Scruggs – 20)

Jami “MORGAAAAAAAAAAAAN!” McFeeley: – 60 (Harry Morgan – 10, Etta James – 30, Maurice Sendak – 20)

Schelle’y: – 20 (Chuck Colson – 20)

Ann B. Davis: – 10 (Mike Wallace – 10)

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