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Former Cosmopolitan Editor, Helen Gurley Brown, died at the spry age of 90.

Brown, seen here auditioning against Heath Ledger for the role of The Joker, thought that orgasms were keen.

Brown is known for transforming the magazine into a women’s magazine that openly talked about sex and sex positions and is you partner enjoying the sex and new ways to have sex and… well, you get the point.

The magazine dealt with hard-hitting issues like tips for waxing your bikini line and what to do if you lover is not endowed… ya know, the kind of stuff “Sex & The City” fans read.

In later years, Brown started sliding in her work.  Her expose on dildos didn’t even broach today’s serious vibrator issues.

Her last column, “Be Careful: Sex and Osteoporosis” ended up being just a mixed garble of dirty words and illusions to the size of Johnathan Winter’s penis.

We here at Ghoul Pool headquarters already have a copy of Brown’s latest project:

In funeral stands next month!

This gives Schelle’y another 10 points bringing her up to 30 points, which may seem meager, but she is 30 points ahead of your beloved Ghoul Pool Administraor.

Happy Pooling,

SPMI

Current Standings:

The Walls of Jerica: 170 (Duggar #20 – 100, Kim Jong Il – 40, John Demjanjuk – 10)

Carol: 160 (Davy Jones – 40, Dick Clark – 20, George Lindsey – 20, Don Grady – 40, Andy Griffith – 20, Celeste Holm – 10, William Asher – 10)

Sister Mary Sheila:  140 (Christopher Hitchens – 40, Adam “MCA”Yauch – 60, Kathryn Joosten – 30,  Yitzhak Shamir – 10)

Mary: 130 (Dr. Mel Goldstein – 40, Whitney Houston – 60, Sherman Hemsley – 30)

Tailgating with that guy who’s still a Jackass: – 110 (Smokin’ Joe Frazier – 40, Joe Paterno – 20, Gary Carter – 50)

Pirate Jen “Occupy the Casket”:  90 (Anne McCaffrey – 20, Carroll Shelby – 20, Abdel Baset al-Megrahi – 40, Ray Bradbury – 10)

Gianna:  80 (Bill Keane – 20, Jonathan Frid – 20, Robin Gibb – 40)

“Imaginary” Steve: – 60 (Alan Sues – 20, Earl Scruggs – 20, Rauf Denktas – 20)

Jami “MORGAAAAAAAAAAAAN!” McFeeley: – 60 (Harry Morgan – 10, Etta James – 30, Maurice Sendak – 20)

Ann B. Davis: – 20 (Mike Wallace – 10, Ann Rutherford – 10)

Schelle’y: – 20 (Chuck Colson – 20)

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