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The smurfy voice actress who smurfed Smurfette, Lucille Bliss, smurfed at the smurfy age of 96.

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Hmm. I always thought she’d be smurfier.

Bilss was smurfed by smurfington’s disease which smurfed her for years.  “It was a very smurfy death,” her doctor added grimly.  Then perking up, he added, “but, on the bright side: it was a very smurfy death.”

Bliss smurfed Smurfette from 1981 – 1989, but she had already been smurfing for years before that.  She was also Anastasia Tremaine in 1950s “Cinderella,” a smurf film that still smurfs today.

Pappa Smurf was unavailable for comment, but he did release a statement to Ghoul Pool officials:

“She was the Smurf Village’s most smurfiest protege. For five years we had her under training. Smurfing lessons, Smurfing lessons, Smurfing lessons. I smurfed hundreds of thousands of dollars on her, I was gonna make her a big smurf! And let me be even more smurf, just to show you that I’m not a smurf-hearted man, and that it’s not all smurfs and smurfs. She was smurfy! She was smurfy! She was smurfy! She was the smurfiest piece of ass I’ve ever smurfed, and I’ve smurfed ’em all over the world!”

Gianna smurfs 10 smurfs for this smurf!  We now have a three-way Smurf!  Which is just how Smurfette would have wanted it.

Smurfy pooling,

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Current Standings:

Gianna – 10 (Lucielle Bilss – 10)

“Sister” Mary Sheila – 10 (Lee MacPhail – 10)

Babysitter – 10 (Clive Dunn – 10)

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