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Actor and former People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Jack Klugman died at the spry age of 90.

His family says that his health was on the decline, but his coroner thinks that there’s more to the story.  He’s going to take time out of the morgue to get to the bottom of these suspicious circumstances.

Stardom came to Klugman with his role in “12 Angry Men,” after that, it was all swimsuit calendars and screaming teenyboppers.  The photo of him in his speedo was the best selling picture ever until Farrah Faucet’s poster in the 70s.

The women could never get enough of that sweet, sweet Klugman.

The women could never get enough of that sweet, sweet Klugman.

In 1970, he reprised his Broadway role for TV (how many people can say that?  Huh?  Gianna?  Really… how many people can say that?) in “The Odd Couple,” which is still one of the funniest shows ever on TV.

In 1976, he landed the title role of “Quincy, M.E.” where he played a smarty-pants coroner who should have just let the police do their own damn job.

He also starred in such pictures as “Hail, Mafia,” and the poorly punctuated “Who says I can’t Ride a Rainbow!”

And even though Klugman was a guest on the love Boat, Jay was even a dick to his wife and held him over for his own selfish gain.

Well that gain just paid off in a small way!  10 Points to the New Dick in town!

Happy pooling,


Current Standings:

Joanne – 30 – (Freddy Schmidt – 10, Robert Bork – 20)

Babysitter – 20 (Clive Dunn – 10, Ravi Shankar – 10)

Jami – 20 – (Larry Hagman – 20)

The New Dick in Town – 10 – (Jack Klugman – 10)

Dawn-n-Mike – 10 (Oscar Niemeyer – 0, Norman Joseph Woodland – 10)

Tailgating with Jesus – 10 – (Marvin Miller – 10)

Gainna – 10 – (Lucille Bliss – 10)

“Sister” Mary Sheila – 10 (Lee MacPhail – 10)


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