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Oscar winning actor and incredible talent, Philip Seymour Hoffman died at the spry age of 46.

Hoffman starred in such movies as “The Talented Mr. Ripley,” “Twister,” “Magnolia,” “State and Main,” “Almost Famous,” “Cold Mountain,” “Doubt,” “The Invention of Lying,” “Capote,” “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead,” “Pirate Radio,” the last Hunger Games movie… oh my God, I’m gonna cry.

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We will never get to see another brilliant performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman because he fucking did fucking heroin!

Every single one of his movies is worth watching just to see his performances.  He was hilarious as the writer trying to find his footing and falling in love in “State and Main,” (Go, you Huskies!)  He was fantastic as the cool American DJ in “Pirate Radio.”   He rocked as Lester Bangs in “Almost Famous.”  He was awesome as Art Howe in “Moneyball.”  In “Happiness,”….

OK, you should not go see “Happiness.”  Nobody should watch that crap-fest.  He was great… but not worth it.  Ug.  I needed to wash my eyes after watching that piece of crap.  Hint: not a lot of happiness goin’ ‘round in that one.

Hoffman won his Oscar for Playing Truman Capote in “Capote,” (gee, where’d they come up with that name?).  It was a well earned Oscar.  If you have not seen it, it may be his best performance.  He helped usher in an era in movies where actors didn’t so much imitate people, they became them.

Even watching the awful “Scent of a Woman,” you can count on him to deliver a solid performance.  (Oh, you don’t think that movie is bad?  When’s the last time you’ve seen it? Pacino chews the scenery.  It’s terrible.)

Hoffman was found dead in his apartment in Greenwich Village (heroine overdose).  The cause of death is unknown (heroine overdose).  But police are investigating (heroine overdose).  An overdose (of heroin) is suspected.

According to NBC News: “A concerned friend found Hoffman in the actor’s bathroom, fully clothed. When police arrived, they found Hoffman still had a syringe in his arm. Glassine bags believed to contain heroin were also found.”

So I will tell you this: do not fucking do fucking heroin!

If you think, “Hey, I’ll just give it a try,” remember this: do not fucking do fucking heroin!  “But it’s the weekend, I’ll just-”  Do not fucking do fucking heroin!

“It’s not like I’m injecting it I’m just-” Do not fucking do fucking heroin!

No matter what the situation, no matter what you think, the hard and fast rule that never changes is: Do not fucking do fucking heroin!

Jami sadly takes the lead with this hit.  To quote my lovely wife: “Once a heroin addict, always a heroin addict.”  (Did I mention to not fucking do fucking heroin?)

Happy pooling and don’t do heroin,

SPMI

Current Standings:

Jami: 80 (Ariel Sharon – 20, Philip Seymour Hoffman – 60)

Gianna 60 (Tom Laughlin – 20, Alicia Rhett – 10, Mae Young – 10, Ruth Robinson Duccini – 10, Pete Seeger – 10)

Joanne: 50 (Ace Parker – 0, Nelson Mandela – 10,  Ray Price – 20, Maximilian Schell – 20)

Starving Writer – 40 (James Avery – 6’ 5” – 40)

The Girl on Fire: 30 (Eleanor Parker – 10, Dave Madden – 20)

Babysitter: 30 (Mikhail Kalashnikov – 10, Russell Johnson – 20 )

“Imaginary” Steve: 30 (Cardinal Domenico Bartolucci – 10, Cardinal Ricardo Carles Gordo – 20)

Occupy the Casket: 30 (Ronnie Biggs – 20, Harold Camping – 10)

SPMI: 30 (Peter O’Toole – 20, Joan Fontaine – 10)

Tailgating with Jesus – 20 (Jerry Coleman – 20)

Carol’s 1%: 20 (Harold Simmons – 20)

Dick in Town: 10 (Hiroo Onoda – 10)

Good to the Last Drop (© Maxwell House ) – 10 (Frederick Sanger – 10)

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