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Unless you are a super-model turned successful designer who lives in Chelsea and dates a rock god…. Jesus, some people will never be happy.

L’Wren Scott, super-model turned successful designer who lived in Chelsea and dated rock god Mick Jagger, offed herself because life just sucked too much for her.

You know what, I am sensitive to those with depression.  I understand why people commit or think about committing suicide. Suicide is a truly tragic event.

But this bitch lived, like, THE fucking dream-life of all dream-lives and she can’t hack it?  Screw you, lady!

What, the stresses of designing were too much?  Then quit and live off of the millions that you’ve already made.  Or mooch off of your boyfriend who happens to be worth $305 million.

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Maybe she killed herself because she looked like a male Cher impersonator…

Jesus, you had it made in such an epic way!  You had a life so good that dreamers have trouble dreaming that big!  And it’s too much?  Why not just switch with… I don’t know… ANYBODY!?!?  Hell, I might even consider letting Jagger use his moves on me to live that life.  God, you selfish, awful person.

I’m not even saying that she didn’t earn what she had.  It is hard to break into modeling and even it’s even tougher to break into design.  I am sure she busted her ass to make the money that she did.  But she MADE it.  Past tense.  She moved on up and lived an extremely comfortable life.  Sure, she had to sleep with mick Jagger… but just close your eyes and think of England for God’s sake.

Hell, I understand taking heroin more than this.

The 6’4” slefish-woman-who-didn’t-know-how-good-she-had-it was drafted by: Starving Writer (AKA: Nathaniel, AKA: A Tall Coffin Order).  This, his second hit, puts him in the lead!  The one-who-shall-not-be-called-“Nate” is also the first of us to break the three-digit barrier this year!

Happy pooling,

SPMI

Current Standings:

Starving Writer – 100 (James Avery – 6’ 5” – 40, L’Wren Scott – 6’4” – 60)

Jami: 80 (Ariel Sharon – 20, Philip Seymour Hoffman – 60)

Gianna 60 (Tom Laughlin – 20, Alicia Rhett – 10, Mae Young – 10, Ruth Robinson Duccini – 10, Pete Seeger – 10)

Tailgating with Jesus – 50 (Jerry Coleman – 20, Ralph Kiner – 10, William Clay Ford – 20)

The Girl on Fire: 50 (Eleanor Parker – 10, Dave Madden – 20, Ralph Waite – 20)

Joanne: 50 (Ace Parker – 0, Nelson Mandela – 10,  Ray Price – 20, Maximilian Schell – 20)

Good to the Last Drop (© Maxwell House) – 30 (Frederick Sanger – 10, Maxine Kumin – 20)

Babysitter: 30 (Mikhail Kalashnikov – 10, Russell Johnson – 20 )

“Imaginary” Steve: 30 (Cardinal Domenico Bartolucci – 10, Cardinal Ricardo Carles Gordo – 20)

Occupy the Casket: 30 (Ronnie Biggs – 20, Harold Camping – 10)

SPMI: 40 (Peter O’Toole – 20, Joan Fontaine – 10, Sid Caesar – 10)

The Girl on Fire – 20 (Ralph Waite – 20)

Mostly Mike: 20 (Shirley Temple Black – 20)

Carol’s 1%: 20 (Harold Simmons – 20)

Dick in Town: 10 (Hiroo Onoda – 10)

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