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Peaches Geldof, daughter of rock great Bob Geldof, died at the spry age of 25

Few reports about what happened are coming through, but Ghoul Pool sources say that she apparently held a big socialite party where she disguised her pain with small-talk.  Everyone making friends and influencing people… everybody was drinking Martinis dry (as if there’s any other way) and wearing their clothes in the latest style.

Nobody saw her go, They said they should have noticed ‘cos her dress was cut so low.  But she went upstairs and stood up on the vanity chair, Tied her lame belt around the chandelier, and went out kicking at the perfumed air.

At least, that’s what we hear.

Although I hear it was done with grace and style.

OK, that made no sense to most of you, so watch this and re-read:

Then buy this song and listen to it over and over again because it is awesome.

Actually, the cause of death has not been determined (heroin overdose) or reported (heroin overdose).  But let me just say this: Do not fucking do fucking heroin!

Her father released a short, but poetically sorrowful statement about her death.

“Peaches has died. We are beyond pain. She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us. Writing ‘was’ destroys me afresh. What a beautiful child. How is this possible that we will not see her again? How is that bearable?

We loved her and will cherish her forever. How sad that sentence is. (Husband Tom Cohen) and her sons Astala and Phaedra will always belong in our family, fractured so often, but never broken.”

Now, Bob Geldof is not your stereotypical, selfish rock star.  He started Band-Aid and organized Live Aid.  He brought celebrity charity work to the forefront of society and raised millions to feed the starving.  Basically, he was the Pre-Bono.  I have also read his autobiography (which I recommend to all) and in it, he was very frank and honest.  He never portrays himself with delusions of grandeur.  Generally speaking, he is a good man.

Which is why you do not fucking do fucking heroin!

So, next time someone passes you a needle, remember Bob Geldof crying… and do not fucking do fucking heroin!

“Hey, it’s only a prescription for OxyContin.  It’s not even illegal.”  NO!  It will only get you hooked and when it’s not enough, your sorry ass is going to turn to heroin.

“But it’s not like I’m injecting it or anything…”  Fuck you!  The next thing you know, you’ll be trolling the projects looking to sell oral sex to pay for your next hit.  Do you know what kind of people pay for oral sex from a junkie?  Well, unless you’re willing to go down on that level of ultra-skank, do not forgot the cardinal-fucking rule: Do not fucking do fucking heroin!


An d don’t fucking do fucking heroin on the set of fucking “Xanadu!”

This hit goes to: Jami!  My lovely wife will tell anyone: Once a heroin addict, always a heroin addict.   When reached for comment, she advised, “Do not fucking do fucking heroin!”

She now has a commanding lead at 160 points… with only three hits!  She is averaging 53.33333333333333 points per hit!  Starving Writer is now starving for a few big hits.

Happy pooling and remember, do not fucking do fucking heroin!


Current Standings:

Jami: 160 (Ariel Sharon – 20, Philip Seymour Hoffman – 60, Peaches Geldof – 80)

Starving Writer – 100 (James Avery – 6’ 5” – 40, L’Wren Scott – 6’4” – 60)

Gianna 80 (Tom Laughlin – 20, Alicia Rhett – 10, Mae Young – 10, Ruth Robinson Duccini – 10, Pete Seeger – 10, Fred Phelps – 20, Marc Platt – 0)

Tailgating with Jesus – 60 (Jerry Coleman – 20, Ralph Kiner – 10, William Clay Ford – 20, Ralph Wilson -10)

The Girl on Fire: 50 (Eleanor Parker – 10, Dave Madden – 20, Ralph Waite – 20)

Joanne: 50 (Ace Parker – 0, Nelson Mandela – 10,  Ray Price – 20, Maximilian Schell – 20)

Babysitter: 40 (Mikhail Kalashnikov – 10, Russell Johnson – 20, Mickey Rooney – 10 )

SPMI: 40 (Peter O’Toole – 20, Joan Fontaine – 10, Sid Caesar – 10)

Good to the Last Drop (© Maxwell House) – 30 (Frederick Sanger – 10, Maxine Kumin – 20)

“Imaginary” Steve: 30 (Cardinal Domenico Bartolucci – 10, Cardinal Ricardo Carles Gordo – 20)

Occupy the Casket: 30 (Ronnie Biggs – 20, Harold Camping – 10)

Dora the Explorer: 20 (Jeremiah Denton – 20)

The Girl on Fire: 20 (Ralph Waite – 20)

Mostly Mike: 20 (Shirley Temple Black – 20)

Carol’s 1%: 20 (Harold Simmons – 20)

Dick in Town: 10 (Hiroo Onoda – 10)


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