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Actor and inventor of the cotton gin, Eli Wallach, died at the spry age of 98.

Wallach loved working in the theater.  He starred in many of Tennessee Williams’ plays, including “Camino Real” (1953), where he played a young man named Kilroy.

“I had trouble with that role,” Wallach said in an interview with… oh, let’s say People Magazine.  “It was a real challenge to convey emotion when most of my dialogue was ‘I am here’ or ‘I was there.’  And constantly writing that I was there was just distracting.  Now that I think of it… that play was pretty fucking stupid.”

In an Ionesco allegory, a 1961 production of “Rhinoceros,” Mr. Wallach gave a low-key performance as a nondescript clerk in a city where people are being transformed into rhinoceroses… and now you want to see that play too!… man, I hope they use real, live rhinos!  Not that Amazing Spiderman 2 rhino…

He also did a lot of TV.  He played Mr. Freeze in the cam py ‘60s “Batman” TV show… which was grittier and more realistic than the movie, “Batman & Robin.”

Ghoul Pool

Schwarzenegger called. He wants his dignity back.

Wallach starred in movies “as a means to an end.”  He told The New York Times, “I go and get on a horse in Spain for 10 weeks, and I have enough cushion to come back and do a play.”  So, he did movies like”The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,” “The Magnificent Seven” and “The Misfits.”

But he will always be remembered for eating the Poisoned Cannoli in that shitty, shitty epic, “The Godfather Part III.”  In one of the worst scenes of the entire movie… and that is saying something… he is at an opera, eating a box of cannolis… moving ever closer to the poisoned cannoli as Talia Shire watches from the edge of her seat through opera glasses… so bad.

This hit goes to: Joanne!  She breaks triple digits (much like two of her other hits) and is at 100 points with this hit!  She is still 90 points behind the leader.

Happy pooling,

SPMI

Current Standings:

Jami: 190 (Ariel Sharon – 20, Philip Seymour Hoffman – 60, Peaches Geldof – 80, Rubin “The Hurricane” Carter – 30)

Tailgating with Jesus: – 120 (Jerry Coleman – 20, Ralph Kiner – 10, William Clay Ford – 20, Ralph Wilson -10, Jack Ramsay – 20, Don Zimmer – 20, Chuck Noll – 20)

Joanne: 100 (Ace Parker – 0, Nelson Mandela – 10,  Ray Price – 20, Maximilian Schell – 20, Connie Marrero – 0, Al Feldstein – 20, Casey Kasem – 20, Eli Wallach – 10)

“Imaginary” Steve: 100 (Cardinal Domenico Bartolucci – 10, Cardinal Ricardo Carles Gordo – 20, Emmanuel III Delly – 20, Marco (Polo!) Cé – 20, Cardinal Simon Lourdusamy – 10, Cardinal Bernard Agre – 20)

Starving Writer: – 100 (James Avery – 6’ 5” – 40, L’Wren Scott – 6’4” – 60)

Gianna: 80 (Tom Laughlin – 20, Alicia Rhett – 10, Mae Young – 10, Ruth Robinson Duccini – 10, Pete Seeger – 10, Fred Phelps – 20, Marc Platt – 0)

SPMI: 70 (Peter O’Toole – 20, Joan Fontaine – 10, Sid Caesar – 10, Dave “Sick-motehrfucker” Herman – 30)

Babysitter: 60 (Mikhail Kalashnikov – 10, Russell Johnson – 20, Mickey Rooney – 10, Ann B. Davis! – 20)

Good to the Last Drop (© Maxwell House): – 60 (Frederick Sanger – 10, Maxine Kumin – 20, Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. – 10, Gary Becker – 20)

Team Sushi: – 50 (Bob Hoskins – 30, Maya Angelou – 20)

The Girl on Fire: 50 (Eleanor Parker – 10, Dave Madden – 20, Ralph Waite – 20)

Occupy the Casket: 40 (Ronnie Biggs – 20, Harold Camping – 10, Dick Ayers – 10)

Nora the Explorer: 30 (Jeremiah Denton – 20, Ruby Dee – 10)

Mostly Mike: 20 (Shirley Temple Black – 20)

Carol’s 1%: 20 (Harold Simmons – 20)

Dick in Town: 10 (Hiroo Onoda – 10)

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