Holy Hannah!

Wonder Woman fanatic, Moulton “Pete” Marston, died at the spry age of 87.

Marston amassed a collection of Wonder Woman memorabilia that he turned into the Wonder Woman museum.

All in all, he collected over 4,000 Wonder Woman products.

I know what you’re thinking: well, that’s because he’s gay.  (Gaycist.)

No, he was the son of Wonder Woman creator William Moulton Marston.

I know what you’re thinking: why the hell would anyone want to pass the name Moulton

I guess collecting thousands of Woman toys doesn’t command the same respect as it used to.

down to their son?

And you’re right.  It’s outright abuse!  What a terrible name!  It sounds like he recently shed all of his feathers to grow in a new coat.

No wonder he went by “Pete.”

According to his daughter, Pete had always had a handful of Wonder Woman items.  But “In 1999, Dad discovered eBay.”

Yeah, I think we all feel that.

This hit goes to: Morrigan’s Mirror!  Yes, Pirate, who lives in the same town as Pete [well, not any more… I mean, Pete doesn’t live anywhere now.  He just rots in Bethel.] gets another 20 points!

Happy pooling,

SPMI

Current Standings:

Jami: 100 – (Fidel Castro – 10, Bernard Frost – 20, Zsa Zsa Gabor – 10, George Michael – 50)

Josh: 100 – (Florence Henderson – 20, Grant Tinker – 10, Gordie Tapp – 10, Terry Edwards – 60)

Wes: 90 – (Holly Dunn – 50, John Glenn – 10, Debbie Reynolds – 20, Devid Penrose Buckson – 10)

Morrigan’s Mirror: 60 – (William Christopher – 20, Mary Tyler Moore – 20, Moulton “Pete” Marston – 20)

Lee Kwang Soo!: – 50 (Alice Drummond – 20, Dr. Henry Heimlich – 10, Hashemi Rafsanjani – 20 )

Tailgating w/ Jesus: 50 – (Ralph Branca – 10, Craig Sager – 40)

M: 30 – (Sir John Hurt – 30)

Team Sushi: 30 – (Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka – 30)

Gianna: 20 – (Leonard Cohen – 20)