Alice Nelson and original draftee, Ann B. Davis died at the spry age of 88.
Davis was drafted, by me, in the very first Ghoul Pool in 1994. Yes, this is the 20th year that I have been picking dead people… well, most of them have lived. I stood up and yelled out her name, which at the time was the funniest thing that you ever saw… we were pretty drunk at the time.
Davis died from a head injury that she received from a fall down a long set of steps into a open-concept living room.
A bloody footprint was found on the scene. When the blood was tested, it was found to be pig’s blood. Sam the butcher was arrested moment’s later.
Sam tried evading arrest by trapping himself in his freezer, but a situation like that can only last 20 minutes to a half an hour, tops.
Apparently, things between Sam and Alice have declined since the early 70s. According to police reports, Sam never got over an incident in 1988 when Alice hugged a stand-in-version of him dressed as Santa Claus.
…and she wouldn’t wear that blue uniform that always got Sam’s engine running anymore. Let’s face it, he loved her for her erotic sky blue.
After that, things just got worse. She refused to cook and clean because that’s what she did at work all day for those salve-drivers, the Bradys.
Apparently, the Bradys couldn’t even go on a vacation without dragging Alice along. They dragged her ass through the Grand Canyon for what seemed like five months once. In that time, her parents died and she didn’t even know it because her bosses kept her sequestered with some indian tribe.
Police say that Sam finally had enough and he pushed her down the Brady steps, mainly because it was the longest set of steps that he knew of outside of the Rocky steps in Philadelphia. And he wasn’t going to wait for the Bradys to take a Philadelphia vacation…
It should be noted that this update is about the actress Ann B. Davis, not to be confused with former and hopefully soon-to-be-returning Ghoul-Pooler Ann “B.” Davis, who is alive and well, working as a cigarette girl on a gambling boat in Mississippi.
This hit goes to: Babysitter! He is no longer tied with the illustrious Ghoul Pool Administrator. Which anyone will tell you, is a pretty small feat.
Happy pooling,
SPMI
Current Standings:
Jami: 190 (Ariel Sharon – 20, Philip Seymour Hoffman – 60, Peaches Geldof – 80, Rubin “The Hurricane” Carter – 30)
Starving Writer – 100 (James Avery – 6’ 5” – 40, L’Wren Scott – 6’4” – 60)
Tailgating with Jesus – 80 (Jerry Coleman – 20, Ralph Kiner – 10, William Clay Ford – 20, Ralph Wilson -10, Jack Ramsay – 20)
Gianna 80 (Tom Laughlin – 20, Alicia Rhett – 10, Mae Young – 10, Ruth Robinson Duccini – 10, Pete Seeger – 10, Fred Phelps – 20, Marc Platt – 0)
“Imaginary” Steve: 70 (Cardinal Domenico Bartolucci – 10, Cardinal Ricardo Carles Gordo – 20, Emmanuel III Delly – 20, Marco (Polo!) Cé – 20)
Joanne: 70 (Ace Parker – 0, Nelson Mandela – 10, Ray Price – 20, Maximilian Schell – 20, Connie Marrero – 0, Al Feldstein – 20)
Babysitter: 60 (Mikhail Kalashnikov – 10, Russell Johnson – 20, Mickey Rooney – 10, Ann B. Davis! – 20)
Good to the Last Drop (© Maxwell House) – 60 (Frederick Sanger – 10, Maxine Kumin – 20, Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. – 10, Gary Becker – 20)
Team Sushi – 50 (Bob Hoskins – 30, Maya Angelou – 20)
The Girl on Fire: 50 (Eleanor Parker – 10, Dave Madden – 20, Ralph Waite – 20)
Occupy the Casket: 40 (Ronnie Biggs – 20, Harold Camping – 10, Dick Ayers – 10)
SPMI: 40 (Peter O’Toole – 20, Joan Fontaine – 10, Sid Caesar – 10)
Dora the Explorer: 20 (Jeremiah Denton – 20)
The Girl on Fire: 20 (Ralph Waite – 20)
Mostly Mike: 20 (Shirley Temple Black – 20)
Carol’s 1%: 20 (Harold Simmons – 20)
Dick in Town: 10 (Hiroo Onoda – 10)
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