Professional hayseed, Gordie Tapp, died at the spry age of 94
Tapp was a country “music” singer and story teller who was featured on Hee-Haw.
His hits included “Nobody’s Singing Them Cowboy Songs No More” and “Many Others.”
No, he actually had a song called “Many Others.”
Tapp studied at the Lorne Greene Academy of Radio Arts. That’s a thing?
Tapp later emceed the CBC television show Country Hoedown (as opposed to the city hoedown which is a pimp shooting one of his employees).
He went on to perform and write for the CBS television show “Hee Haw.” For those unfamiliar with the specific type of hell that is “Hee Haw,” it was variety show featuring country “music” and “humor.” It aired from 1969–1971 and ran in syndication for 21
years. It was like “Laugh-In” for hicks.
“Hee Haw” is everything that is wrong with everything. “Hee Haw” is to entertainment what Lucifer is to God.
On the show, Tapp played Cousin Clem (that name alone should tell you how awful it is), Samuel B. Sternwheeler, Mr. Gordon the storekeeper, and Lavern Nagger, the forever put-upon husband of Ida Lee Nagger (Roni Stoneman). All of these characters are atrocious.
Really, you should YouTube some of this shit just to see how truly appalling it is. I really cannot express in words the utter terribleness that is “Hee Haw.”
The show was a precursor to the redneck “humor” that people like Larry the Cable Guy still spout out today. The “Ain’t-it-funny-how-ignorant-we-are” type of humor is just grating on the human soul.
Tapp was inducted into the Canadian Country Music Hall of Fame in 1990. That’s a thing?
This hot goes to: Josh! God bless him for picking a bunch of “Hee Haw” hicks! He is now tied with Jami for 3rd place!
Happy pooling,
SPMI
Current Standings:
Wes: 60 – (Holly Dunn – 50, John Glenn – 10)
Tailgating w/ Jesus: 50 – (Ralph Branca – 10, Craig Sager – 40)
Josh: 40 – (Florence Henderson – 20, Grant Tinker – 10, Gordie Tapp – 10)
Jami: 40 – (Fidel Castro – 10, Bernard Frost – 20, Zsa Zsa Gabor – 10)
Lee Kwang Soo!: – 30 (Alice Drummond – 20, Dr. Henry Heimlich – 10)
Gianna: 20 – (Leonard Cohen – 20)